I saw a truck today. Side of the door it said, “Driver has no cash.”

I said, "I’m broke, too – but I don’t post it all over the side of my car."




When I was a kid, I went to school one cold winter day and showed up with one mitten.

The teacher said, "Did you lose a mitten?"

I said, "Nope, I found one!"

Ian
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