I'm ready to trudge out in this potential winter wonderland in a few hours for a cushy country club affair. C'mon, Gary .... you lived in this area for a long time - this is what happens here!

I could never live in a one season climate - I needs me some change!
Plus, when would I get to wear my soft, leather/cashmere gloves from Men's Wearhouse?
Suck it up - pay a teenager to shovel that monster driveway of yours, leave a little earlier, drive a little slower, dress warmly and enjoy the view!