The Synth Zone chums are at it once more
There’s sluts and jerks and now one guy’s a ‘whore’
The tempers have risen to an all time high
Just making a post could bring a sharp stick to yer eye

It all started with a picture of T3
What’s all the hype? It’s plain to see
New features and sounds you’d think would impress
But for some of the readers, it’s caused great duress

Some cussed and fumed about the new T3’s charm
The words sounded like stuff you’d hear on the farm
Some folks jumped in to try to settle the feud
Said there’s little reason for being so crude

It was just days ago some guy said it was boring
Why, SZ was so quiet he resorted to snoring!
‘zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz’ the post read as a teaser
Well – for that guy I guess this thread’s a pleaser

Is it politics or the weather that’s caused all the fussin
Or is the T3 so great it’s drivin’ some guys to cussin?
Whatever the reason I would ask we calm down
Cause reading these posts one can’t help but frown

Cuz in the final analysis, we’re alike that’s for sure
A love of both music and technology is our core
So let’s please not forget why we’re all hanging here
There’s no reason we shouldn't respect ALL our gear

R/I