Gosh, I wonder why. Oh wait, God's will, right?

My favorite biblical quote (used mostly when 'true believers' can't explain something); "God works in mysterious ways".

This doesn't work with wives, BTW. One has to be more creative.

Dick Gregory, a Black comedian, said that once after a weekend of drinking and carousing and no good explanation for his wife, he stopped by a phone booth on the way home, calls his wife and blurts out, "DON'T PAY THE RANSOM, HONEY, I GOT AWAY FROM THEM". And you doubted George Carlin just because he was a comedian.

chas