Hello Arrangereers!

Rest assured, all is well. At this very moment, the top government science lab in the U.S.A. is working on a very secret assignment - one that will ROCK the world. They have already produced human embryos from hair, finger nail, and skin fragments of Elvis Presley. That's right, there may be as many as 15 or 20 baby Elvis Presleys on their way down the birth canal. These human clones won't be Elvis but they will be EXACT COPIES OF ELVIS - his hair, face, body, eyes, and inherited mannerisms will all be genuine Elvis. So, sit back and relax 'cause a chunk o' burnin' love is comin' your way!

Steve