Hells Fran,
You're a man of the World and a half, Mr Teflon, slippery as grease lightening or a jar of eels. No flies on Fran
I would write if book if you have time Fran, I will do the Title if you do the filly in bits in the middle.
Tony
Here is one for starter Fran "OUT OF THE FRYING PAN AND INTO THE FIRE"