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#446310 - 02/10/18 12:15 PM OT: Medical Advice
travlin'easy Offline
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Registered: 12/08/02
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Loc: Forest Hill, MD USA



I do not understand why prescription medicine is allowed to advertise on TV or why anyone would think of trying one of the medicines after listening to the laundry list of warnings of possible side effects. But this is definitely an exception!


Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
Do you sometimes feel stressed?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.

Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you are ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately, and, with a regimen of regular doses, you will overcome obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past. You will discover talents you never knew you had..

Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it but women who would not mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare and Naked Twister.

Warnings:
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create
the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Please feel free to share this important medical information!

“LIFE IS A CABERNET OLD CHUM”!

Gary cool
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#446311 - 02/10/18 12:19 PM Re: OT: Medical Advice [Re: travlin'easy]
zuki Offline
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Registered: 09/20/02
Posts: 4716
Love red wine.......Pinot, Zin, Cab, etc, dry ones, have a glass or two every single night (minus the flu nights). I agree too, that it sure will mellow you out - the best!

Funny!


Edited by zuki (02/10/18 12:20 PM)
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#446312 - 02/10/18 12:31 PM Re: OT: Medical Advice [Re: zuki]
mirza Offline
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#446313 - 02/10/18 12:37 PM Re: OT: Medical Advice [Re: mirza]
tony mads usa Offline
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Registered: 01/16/02
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Loc: East Greenwich RI USA
Ahhhhh yes !!! A nice full bodied red Zin, Barolo, Pinot Noir, Cab ... Love 'em ...
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#446314 - 02/10/18 01:11 PM Re: OT: Medical Advice [Re: tony mads usa]
Dnj Offline
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#446391 - 02/12/18 12:18 AM Re: OT: Medical Advice [Re: travlin'easy]
Nigel Offline
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Registered: 06/01/98
Posts: 6482
Loc: Ventura CA USA
Here is the song I wrote and recorded regarding the possible side effects.

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#446394 - 02/12/18 03:51 AM Re: OT: Medical Advice [Re: travlin'easy]
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Registered: 04/01/01
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Loc: Norway

rocker rocker rocker

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#446399 - 02/12/18 06:51 AM Re: OT: Medical Advice [Re: travlin'easy]
Bill Lewis Offline
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Registered: 11/12/08
Posts: 2441
Loc: Bluffton/Hilton Head SC USA
If you didn't tell us I would swear it was AC/DC. Good song.
Some outrageous pics but I couldn't stop watching.
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#446409 - 02/12/18 12:54 PM Re: OT: Medical Advice [Re: travlin'easy]
cgiles Offline
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Registered: 09/29/05
Posts: 6703
Loc: Roswell,GA/USA
"...but there are also some fine people in there" smile smile smile. Seriously though, this (the music) is 'pro' quality stuff, both the music and the production. I have to assume this was professionally produced (tracked and mastered), right?

chas
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#446433 - 02/13/18 12:49 AM Re: OT: Medical Advice [Re: cgiles]
Nigel Offline
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Originally Posted By cgiles
"...but there are also some fine people in there" smile smile smile. Seriously though, this (the music) is 'pro' quality stuff, both the music and the production. I have to assume this was professionally produced (tracked and mastered), right?

chas



It was actually recorded in a garage using one of those portable Tascom digital multitrack recorders. But the bass player had Pro Tools at home and dumped the Tascam tracks to Pro Tools to mix it down.

The band bought the Tascam 24 track because it was only $400 but going into a studio would have cost a lot more and with the recorder we could continue to record whenever we needed to in the practice space.

Then to put it on Youtube I just searched for Google images of drunks to use to make up a slideshow that would fit with the lyrics. It was a fun home project.

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