OT: Medical Advice

I do not understand why prescription medicine is allowed to advertise on TV or why anyone would think of trying one of the medicines after listening to the laundry list of warnings of possible side effects. But this is definitely an exception!


Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
Do you sometimes feel stressed?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.

Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you are ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately, and, with a regimen of regular doses, you will overcome obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past. You will discover talents you never knew you had..

Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it but women who would not mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare and Naked Twister.

Warnings:
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create
the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Please feel free to share this important medical information!

“LIFE IS A CABERNET OLD CHUM”!

Gary

Love red wine.......Pinot, Zin, Cab, etc, dry ones, have a glass or two every single night (minus the flu nights). I agree too, that it sure will mellow you out - the best!

Funny!

Ahhhhh yes !!! A nice full bodied red Zin, Barolo, Pinot Noir, Cab ... Love 'em ...

Here is the song I wrote and recorded regarding the possible side effects.

If you didn't tell us I would swear it was AC/DC. Good song.
Some outrageous pics but I couldn't stop watching.

"...but there are also some fine people in there" . Seriously though, this (the music) is 'pro' quality stuff, both the music and the production. I have to assume this was professionally produced (tracked and mastered), right?

chas

It was actually recorded in a garage using one of those portable Tascom digital multitrack recorders. But the bass player had Pro Tools at home and dumped the Tascam tracks to Pro Tools to mix it down.

The band bought the Tascam 24 track because it was only $400 but going into a studio would have cost a lot more and with the recorder we could continue to record whenever we needed to in the practice space.

Then to put it on Youtube I just searched for Google images of drunks to use to make up a slideshow that would fit with the lyrics. It was a fun home project.

I wrote it to announce "Last Call" during our last set and we play AC/DC then so I wanted it to fit in. Plus our singer Roger can really channel Brian Johnson. I played the lead guitar using a Fender Strat with a Seymour Duncan humbacker on the bridge. Actually the same guitar I am holding in the band photo at the end of the clip which was taken at Caesar's Palace in Vegas 6 months before.

I wrote it in my head one night driving home from work then sat around at home for a few hours with my guitar. We would always get asked to announce Last Call so I thought doing it with a song would be a bit more stylish. Since then I know of one bar in Minnesota who play the Youtube clip on the bar TV to announce Last Call every night to their customers.

I hope you're getting royalties for that, Nigel ...

Shhhhhhhhh......Don't mention royalties. I use DonM's "TuffRiff" most every night.

PAY THE MAN !!!

Nah I don't need that dime lol. Just happy that people get to hear my song. That is what makes me happy.