The Vatican came out and condemned Israel's attacks on Lebanon ... which is great, because all along the Jews and Muslims were asking, 'What do the Catholics think?'

Religion professes peace but it always turns out to have a dominant part in any war that is going or contemplated.

Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.

Prayer allows you to do nothing and still think you're helping.

If you still want to do the prayer thingy, why not have a prayer meeting The Bar?