On a much lighter note, please accept this Irish Virus with my compliments.
No Anti Virus Programme has detected it yet!!!
Walter

Dear Receiver,

You have just received an Irish virus.

Since we are not so technologically advanced in Ireland, this is a MANUAL virus


Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and send this mail to everyone you know.

That'd be grand, tanx.

Paddy O'Hacker