Will no longer have to tape over the Technics logo?

Why in the world would anybody want to duct tape the logo? Maybe the letters were falling off? Misspelled? Never seen anybody buy a Chevy or a Caddie, a Ford or a Lincoln and duct tape over the logo. Even if someone bought a Japanese car and didn’t want anybody to know they didn’t by American I never heard of them duct taping the logo. Duct tape, good stuff, many uses but that's a new one. I have to admit however I did have a strange application for the use of duct tape presented to me by none other than my wife Ruthie. As you all know we have been married well over fifty years. My cute, lovely little bride of many years adores me and cant restrain herself from kissing me many times during the day. When we wake up, when I go to work, when I come home and just for the heck of it sometimes. Sometimes even in public she gets carried away and gives me a little smackaroo. But there has been a few times during our married bliss she has suggested she would very much like to put a slab of duct tape over my mouth. Now that leaves me at a loss. As much as she loves to kiss, why the tape? Why alter the product? That got me thinking. Why? Just why do people do the things they do? Well, Ruthie goes every saturday morning to the local beauty works to get herself beautified. Women spend hours trying to cover up thing-a-ma-jigs on their face. Guys spend big bucks for phony hair. Got it! Enhancement!! That’s the answer!!! Enhancement!!!! Has Ruthie been kissing my roll of duct tape? Does she find a certain quality in duct tape she likes? Only one way to find out. Do it! Being a practical man I opened my tool box, grabbed the roll of duct tape and gingerly kissed it. Nothing! Using both hands I again pressed it firmly to my lips. Still nothing. Hmmmm. Could it be the other side? The hidden side. Always two sides to everything. I wonder. Peeling off a bit from the roll, exposing the business side of the tape, I closed my eyes, took a deep breath and did it. I’ve got to admit there was a certain sticktoativness quality to the osculation. But the after effects was kind of like kissing somebody with very bad breath. Also it lingered. Finally had to go upstairs to the bathroom, get my toothbrush and give my lips a good brushing.

I can’t figure it but does anybody have any ideas on this duct taping thing? Why?

Grandpa Doug