Hey Gary, this will cheer you up.
I became pretty good friends with several of my nurses while I was in hospital. All the cardiac stepdown rooms are monitored continually via closed circuit tv.
The last day I was there one of them told me that the patient in the room next door and his wife put on quite a show for them! I won't repeat the details but let's say she got on her knees and helped him out, just days after heart surgery.
He's a better man than I am!