Here's a parody of Help Me Make It that I wrote:
You have to look around the room and use discretion before singing it.

Rip the buttons from my shirt.
Tear it off and throw it down.
I don't want to sleep alone,
And you're the only one around.
Come and lay down on your back,
While we make it through the night.
Then roll over on your face,
So I won't see it in the light.

I don't care if you're old and fat,
And have ratty stringy hair.
I'll be gone tomorrow mornin',
And tonight I'm too damned drunk to care.

Yesterday is up and gone,
And tomorrow I will be too.
And yes it's sad to be alone,
BUT IT'S BETTER THAN WAKIN' UP WITH YOU!

DonM