Silly song: I Am a Cider Drinker by The Wurzels. A daft ditty about cider-swigging yokels in rural England.

I once heard a version of Are You Lonesome Tonight that went:
Are you lonesome tonight
Is your brassiere too tight
Are they falling and drifting apart
Is there a hole in your vest
Showing half of your chest . . . and so on

My 'special' song is that lovely standard, My One and Only Love. I think the first version I ever heard was Freddie Hubbard's, and I loved that tune ever since. Beautiful changes in it, too.