I have decided several things from this thread...

Firstly, apparently, the rest of you are capable of bringing the tone of this forum down without ANY help on my part. Shame on you, Donny... surely these's a FEW more you can blame for your inability to lift this forum higher than it is?

Secondly, I am going to go home and sell one speaker out of each of my stereo speaker sets. Apparently, I don't need them. I have been considering going back to recording to wax cylinders, or maybe I'll go techno and use mono 78's. Apparently, the progress in audio over the last 70 years has all been in vain...

I will also start to consider my audiences neither deserving of my best, nor capable of recognizing it when it IS given. That should catapult me to the forefront of entertainment right there...

Next stop... a karaoke tour! Finally, I'll be able to hold my head up here and not consider myself unworthy in the eyes of all you 'experts'