WOW....Relax.. enjoy life. You are going to have atroke allowing yourself to be "bothered" by others words, actions, looks, choices, the weather, ,,,,jug handles? and other peoples lives in general...

My God. How can you leave your house and come back happy? ever...LOL

Heres my hate list:

The word "virtually" Legal term for the false advertising that follows it. A giant disclaimer. Would you get on a plane advertised to "virtually" make it to it's destination? They should strike that word from the language because what follows it is meaningless and renders that which proceeds it totally moot....

Thats pretty much it....The rest I can handle ok. Even painted eyebrows and cranky old men with comb overs of three hairs even though I want to scream. Get a friggin wig already!! I just laugh instead......I laugh a lot.