Sweet Tea


A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.

Every time my husband comes home
Drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.
When your husband comes home drunk,
Just take a glass of sweet tea and start
Swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and
Swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes
Back to the doctor looking fresh and
Reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came
home drunk, I Swished with sweet tea. I swished
And swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping
Your mouth shut helps?"

Good one, Fran. Can't laugh too hard or Rory may censure me on my marriage skills . Plus, Elizabeth may be monitoring this .

chas