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#89116 - 07/02/10 04:41 AM Negative People
cgiles Offline
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Registered: 09/29/05
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Loc: Roswell,GA/USA
Here is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. Remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing (and cares less) tries to make your life miserable...

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:
" Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?"
"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River
called Teste."
"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."
"We're going to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."
"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant..
Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .
"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.
And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"
"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."
"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."
"Oh, really! What'd he say ?"
He said: "Who f*cked up your hair ?"



chas
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#89117 - 07/02/10 05:05 AM Re: Negative People
Taike Offline
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Loc: Xingyi, Guizhou (China)
Good one, Chas...as usual!

Second only to the negative people are the ones that go: This one time...."

Taike

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#89118 - 07/02/10 06:25 AM Re: Negative People
--Mac Offline
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Loc: Chesapeake, Virginia, USA
ROFLOL


HOOT!


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#89119 - 07/02/10 12:58 PM Re: Negative People
captain Russ Offline
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Registered: 01/02/04
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What a Hoot!


Russ (bad hair day) Lay

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#89120 - 07/02/10 03:34 PM Re: Negative People
FAEbGBD Offline
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Registered: 03/20/01
Posts: 847
Loc: Nashvville TN
Apparently the lady wasn't too smart if she came back for another hairdo from the same stylist after the pope himself advised her against it. Furthermore, how likely is it that the pope would use a word that needs to be edited with an asterisk? Am I being negative?

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#89121 - 07/02/10 04:42 PM Re: Negative People
cgiles Offline
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Registered: 09/29/05
Posts: 6703
Loc: Roswell,GA/USA
Quote:
Originally posted by FAEbGBD:
Am I being negative?


Nope, just humorless.

chas
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#89122 - 07/02/10 06:40 PM Re: Negative People
Taike Offline
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Registered: 03/28/02
Posts: 2814
Loc: Xingyi, Guizhou (China)
Quote:
Originally posted by FAEbGBD:
Apparently the lady wasn't too smart if she came back for another hairdo from the same stylist after the pope himself advised her against it. Furthermore, how likely is it that the pope would use a word that needs to be edited with an asterisk? Am I being negative?


Ever seen a pope's hairdo? Who'd believe him?

Popes that protect pedophiles must have no apparent problem using the f-word. And if they do they'd be hypocrites. Well, they already are so what difference would it make.

Taike

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Bo pen nyang.
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#89123 - 07/03/10 02:56 AM Re: Negative People
Nigel Offline
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Registered: 06/01/98
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Nice one Chas. LMAO

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