"I've got a friend he's a fireman
He works across the street
Red suspenders and a helmet
Got rubber boots on his feet
I see him out there in the morning
Polishing the captain's ride
That's old "brown nosin' Walter...
He ain't got no pride"

Chorus:
"Slow walkin' Walter....the Fire Engine Guy"
"Slow walkin' Walter...."

"They burned down an old wrecked house...
To keep their skills in line
"Should have checked before they torched it....
I was livin' there at the time"
I came out coughin' and chokin'
Somebody nailed me with a 4 inch hose
I looked up and I saw Walter
Decked out from his head to his toes
Chorus

"You know Walter got excited
When the Flashpoint Calendar came
January thru December...
He couldn't find his name
He got upset and then he yelled out
Why do you wanna make me cry
Is it because I'm just a loser...
...and a real slow movin' guy....
Chorus (repeat & fade)

Note: The Flashpoint Calendar was a calendar put out by the Fire Dept. with photos of various firefighters...all monies went to the Children's Burn Fund.
When I get an opportunity I'll temporarily post it for ya.
Gotta go..........


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...shboom