Great news Gary. You'll now be able to hear the sonic delights you've missed all these years.

1. Your spouse's nagging and/or snoring.
2. The nightly barking of your neighbor's three dogs.
3. Overhearing your kids plans for divving up your estate.
4. The pitter-patter of tiny feet (at night in the attic).
5. The strange noise your car makes just before the transmission goes.
6. The chord you ACTUALLY played as opposed to the chord you THOUGHT you played on your ARRANGER keyboard.
7. CNN & MSNBC featuring reruns of Hillary's best speeches .

I hope Bose has a good refund policy.

Your best bud,

chas

PS: Hope you've still got a sense of humor .