Or you can offer humor while playing:

I tell my crowd: "I said to my mother-in-law, hey mom, I have a job coming up". She replies, "oh, do you think you can do it?" I said "why not". She replies, "because you've been sitting on your ass for a year and a half".

Another one. Told same mom-in-law, "once a piece of equipment fell on a guys shoes in the front row, but they liked me anyway". She replies, "that's because they are desperate".

True story
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Yamaha 920 / Yamaha DGX-670 / Maui 5 Go (2) / Senn e935 / Sony C80 / Tascam DP24sd / ATEM Mini Pro switcher (studio)