This opera singer was very nervous as he was about to perform in a small Italian town known to be full of very knowledgeable opera critics. He was very surprised after his first performance when he was greeted with thunderous applause because he didn't think he did very well. Nevertheless, he went back on for an encore. This time the applause was even greater. He was mystified but went back on stage to thank the audience and announce that because of time restrictions, he couldn't do another encore. At this time, a man in the audience stood up, shook his fist, and shouted...'YOU'LL SING IT...UNTIL YOU LEARN IT'!



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