Which leads me to . . .

A new arrival appears at the pearly gates and St. Peter says to him, "Ah, you've been a good man all your life, here's the keys to your new car, a Mini."

"Wow!" says the guy, "I didn't know about that," and drives off happily.

Ten minutes later, he's back at the gates and says to St. Peter, "Hey, how come I'm driving around in this little car? I just saw a guy go by in a Rolls Royce?"

"Well, yeah," says St. Peter, "that's the guv'nor's boy."