DonM,
I thought you were a real musician. You mention all the musical instruments you play. Man any real musician knows that drummers are not musicians and drums are not an instrument. They're a set of noise makers.
Shame on you!!

A hunter in the jungle kept complaining about the drums going day and night without let up. The guide kept telling him that the drums were good. The guide told him that when the drums stopped it was bad.

After a couple of weeks the drums stopped, and the hunter asked the guide with a sound of fear in his voice, "What now?"
The guide says, "Bass solo.?