A guy from Ontario was talking to a Cape Bretoner about playing golf during the various seasons of the year.

" The courses close down, and we don't play in the winter time...we have to wait until spring."

"Why, on Cape Breton Island we can even play in the winter time. Snow and cold are no object to us," said the Cape Bretoner.

"Well, what do you do, paint your balls orange?" asked the guy from Ontario.

"No," said the Cape Bretoner, "We just put on an extra sweater or two."

Ian