Success for me some day will be when I grow my hair long and straggly. Then I'll play a beach community somewhere on the coast of Florida to an audience of drunks and pot heads. Hey man that would be cool,eh. Then I can sit back and laugh at those who play nursing homes for kind old folks, who deserve the respect, compassion they are getting from one man band nursing home entertainers.

Sorry Capt Russ, some things just go up my backside sideways.