From experience, here are ten songs that don't go over well as the very first song introducing the newly weds to the dance floor:

1. The Bitch Is Back
2. You're a Bad Dog Babie
3. Too Fat Polka (If bride is overweight)
4. Get Back (to where you once belonged)
5. The Adams Family Theme
6. One Has My Name the Other Has My Heart
7. 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
8. Under My Thumb
9. Elephant Walk (if one of them is overweight)
10. Me and Mrs. Jones (If Bride's new name is Jones).

None of these songs have gone over well. When I've played these songs, I have been physically evicted from the wedding. At least I kept the deposit.

Beakybird

[This message has been edited by Beakybird (edited 05-14-2003).]