"I don't need all that distortion stuff. I don't play guitar, anyway if I did, I'd make sure that my guitar didn't have that distortation crap!NOISE is more descriptive!"


You also dint need XLR inputs, or phantom power, the host of other effects the other unit offered ":P

To call distortion noise is kinda silly ( but understandable from someone that doesn't play guitar ), just I find it odd.... distortion fuzz and whatever originally was used for guitar players that would take the role of a sax player in a band.

So your blanket statement is sorta self hate...as the "noise" you call it, shares many tonalities with your instrument of choice.

Beyond all that you sound like one of those dolts that was smashing rock records in the 50s, only your doing 55 years later...so its more like a joke.