For the last few days and the next week too, I'm in the Coldest place in America, and maybe on Earth. Fruita Co -8, New orleans 73, Shreveport 36. Leadville, Gunnison, and Minneapolis are a mere -1 this morning.
Lets see ya beat this. Hell Alaska and Siberia ain't this cold this morning. Our high predicted in Grand Junction is 15. I'll check later Fruita may make 12. They're crying in Texas cause it may get below freezing. The world is full of sissies.

Oh, we had 6-8 inches of snow day before yesterday too. Dig this, I'm playing sax this morning in front of the local cafe until the saliva freezes up the reed which will take 3 to 5 minutes tops. Ha ha!