NO - I didn't find out that she's a man or anything weird like that, but just picture this scenario:

Boy meets girl ..
Boy & Girl fall in love ...
Girl agrees to move to Philly ....
(cool, huh?)
Philly is cold .....
Philly is dark ......
Boy's house has TERMITES swarmin' when she gets here!!!!!!
Talk about timing !!!!!!

Girl comes to stay anyway .....
Boy is happier then ever before ......
Termites get killed, and all is right with the world again ...... but it's STILL cold.
(outside, that is !)

Termites! Can you believe this???????
Sheeeeeshhhh!!!!

[This message has been edited by Uncle Dave (edited 02-24-2005).]