Maureen's nuts !

Posted by: Uncle Dave

Maureen's nuts ! - 02/24/05 09:11 AM

NO - I didn't find out that she's a man or anything weird like that, but just picture this scenario:

Boy meets girl ..
Boy & Girl fall in love ...
Girl agrees to move to Philly ....
(cool, huh?)
Philly is cold .....
Philly is dark ......
Boy's house has TERMITES swarmin' when she gets here!!!!!!
Talk about timing !!!!!!

Girl comes to stay anyway .....
Boy is happier then ever before ......
Termites get killed, and all is right with the world again ...... but it's STILL cold.
(outside, that is !)

Termites! Can you believe this???????
Sheeeeeshhhh!!!!

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Posted by: DonM

Re: Maureen's nuts ! - 02/24/05 09:34 AM

We had some trying to get in last summer. I guess they moved up north.
DonM
Posted by: kbrkr

Re: Maureen's nuts ! - 02/24/05 09:47 AM

I actually never heard of termites in the winter. Do you actually see them?

Things that make you go hmmmmm...
Posted by: Sheriff

Re: Maureen's nuts ! - 02/24/05 03:09 PM

Are you sure that this wouldn't be disguised little pink ants? I've heard that the militant front of pink ants planed to ambush the white house. They were really cruel to the northatlantic pact of yellow ants. Many of the yellow's members could flee to the southern states just in the right time. They built the new 'repuplique of yellow hills' with its headquarter in the middle of the state South Carolina...


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Greetings from Frankfurt (Germany),
Sheriff ;-)

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Posted by: Sheriff

Re: Maureen's nuts ! - 02/25/05 05:30 PM

Okay, okay! The story with the pink and yellow ants was totally invented. There's no militant front of pink ants and also there's no republique of yellow hills in SC. I hope that nobody believed this story. Haha...pink and yellow ants...hahaha...absolutely not possible. Or, may did you hear any other truth?


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Greetings from Frankfurt (Germany),
Sheriff ;-)

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