Great Truths That Children Have Learned.- No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats
- When your Mon is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair
- Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato
Great Truths That Adults Have Learned- Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
- Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre....not the toy
Great Truths About Growing Old- Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional
- When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there
- Forget Health Foods...you need all the preservatives you can get.
- You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
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