Just some thots & reflections

Great Truths That Children Have Learned.

• No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats
• When your Mon is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair
• Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato

Great Truths That Adults Have Learned

• Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
• Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre....not the toy

Great Truths About Growing Old

• Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional
• When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there
• Forget Health Foods...you need all the preservatives you can get.
• You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

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...shboom

I have a rocking chair and I find...it's great!!!
(Especially with a beautiful girl on my lap...)
Does this make me old???

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Greetings from Frankfurt (Germany),
Sheriff ;-)