This guy left his home about 5:20 AM to play golf. He returned 45 minutes later holding his neck and talking with painful horse voice. His wife asked him what happened. He tried his best but his neck was filled with pain.
Slowly he explained that he had hit a ball that went into a wooded area.

When he got to the area he got down on his hands and knees and began to search. To his right was a middle age lady searching in the same manner. His eyes looked up and to his amazement he saw the rear end of a cow, and stuck in the middle of you-know-where was a golf ball.

He knew by the markings on the ball that it wasn’t his so he gently lifted the tail and said to the woman, “Hey, does this look like yours” and she took her golf club hitting him a vicious blow just below his chin.

John C.