Question game on TV, final phase, 2 contestants, a priest and an Australian sheperd, playing for the grand prize of 200,000 pounds.

They have answered all the questions, they have the same points, and the time for the last question has come: They are given 5 minutes to compose a rhyming poem that contains the word "Timbuktu".

The contestants retire, after 5 minutes they emerge and the rpiest is the first to recite his poem:

"I was a father all my life
have no children, no wife
I read the Bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu"


Applause, shouts, whitsling, everyone is sure that they have a winner, until the Australian sheperd comes forward with his poem:

"Tim and I to Brisbane went
met three women, cheap-to-rent
but they were three and we were two..! ..
so, I booked the one and Tim booked two!!!"