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#87006 - 06/04/05 07:02 AM Become a boy or a girl?
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Registered: 02/18/05
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Loc: Frankfurt, Hessen, Germany
After a sexual experience there are two sperms swimming for the home run.
Sperm #1: "I'll become a girl! I'll become a girl!"
Sperm #2: "I'll become a boy! I'll become a boy!"
Then a small crumb is swimming beside them and means:
"You both will become nothing! You're in the gullet here...!!!"

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Greetings from Frankfurt (Germany),
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#87007 - 06/04/05 11:47 AM Re: Become a boy or a girl?
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Registered: 08/17/03
Posts: 1194
Loc: Toronto, Canada.
Hello there!
LOL

I'm back to my PC.
Isn't it messsed up that the recovery CD first installed Win 98 and then slapped Win XP NT32 on top?
*** , no wonder so many things don't work right!!!!

I'm thinking of taking my buddy's XP installer and just doing it all from scratch.

See, that is why I only like Guitars. And synths that work right. LOL


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#87008 - 06/05/05 01:26 AM Re: Become a boy or a girl?
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Registered: 02/18/05
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I would tend to say kick XP away and downgrade to Win2000 server edition.
I'd have no problems since one year...*LOL*

Okay, all operating systems are better than WinXXXs because...well, I don't want to recite myself again and again...

It's shorter to say what is better on Windows than on other systems. Since I'm working with Windows I know something to do with my many time I had before. I've made such boring things like playing guitar, playing in a band, composing, creating sounds, talk to my friends, going to work, and so on...*LOL*

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#87009 - 06/05/05 07:25 AM Re: Become a boy or a girl?
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Downgrading to Win 2000 isn't worth the trouble for me since I only use my PC for web brousing.
I do so only because Mac OS doesn't yet feature a screen reader that's usable to me.
Otherwise I'd kick the PC away altogether.
LOL

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#87010 - 06/05/05 06:59 PM Re: Become a boy or a girl?
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Registered: 06/09/02
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Loc: Pensacola, Florida, USA
Sheriff

So, 100,000 sperm and YOU were the one that survived??????????? hahahahahahah (JOKE)

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#87011 - 06/05/05 09:06 PM Re: Become a boy or a girl?
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 965
Loc: Frankfurt, Hessen, Germany
Yes, Scott!!!
I know, sometimes the world can be so cruel...
Isn't it unfair? I'd won the race against so many sperms and I guess it had been many more than you've mentioned. Once I was an embryo I'd have a good life - nothing to do and foods whenever I needed it!!! I only came out to play guitar...

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