Chuck was sitting in an airplane when another fellow took a seat beside him. The new guy was an absolute wreck...pale, hands shaking, biting his nails and moaning in fear.

"Hey pal, what's the matter?" Chuck asked.
"Oh man.... I've been transferred to Texas," the other guy answered, "there's crazy people in Texas....and they have shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, high crime rate...."

"Hold on" Chuck interrupted, "I've lived in Texas all my life and it is not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere
in the world."
The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said, "Oh thank you. I've been worried to death but if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"

"Me?", said Chuck, "I'm a tail gunner on a bread truck in Dallas."
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DonM

I'm loosing my countenance...

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Greetings from Frankfurt (Germany),
Sheriff ;-)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

I like it Don. Just to let you know that summer arrives earlier than July 4th here in Michigan, yesterday it was 93 degrees with 70 precent humidity. I was dying in it.

Tom

We would have to wear a jacket here if such a cool wave came through!
DonM

Don, are you living on the top of a vulcano???

Tom,

You'll have to make another trip south so you can get warm! It was 94 degrees with 90 percent humidity in Baltimore a couple days ago. I'm now wearing my Hawiian shirts and loving life.

Comon' down, the weather's fine!

Gary