An older lady on an elevator remarked on the scent of a perfume a young lady getting on was wearing. "Oh, it's Givinchy...$150.00 an ounce", she replied. At the next stop, another young lady got on. She also had a rather strong perfume. When asked, she said, "it's Channel...$200.00 and ounce."

When the old lady was ready to get off, she turned around and farted. "Broccili", she said."49 cents a pound."

(Thanks to Bob and Tom this morning).

Russ