Sweet little 80 year old Beatrice was feeling depressed, so her preacher called on her at her home. She invited him into her music room for tea. While they were sitting there, the preacher notice a bowl on her prized Hammond M series organ, with a comdom floating in it.

The preacher couldn't keep quiet, so he finally asked her about it. "Well," the sweet old lady said, "I was walking near the church and I found a package, that said "keep it wet, put it on your organ to prevcent disease". I opened the package,put it in that bowl of water last fall, and I haven't been sick a day since."

[This message has been edited by captain Russ (edited 07-18-2006).]