Joe lives on a farm and one day an assylum seeker (we shall call him Ali) moves in next door ,and puts all his pets in the back garden,cats, dogs, chickens, geese, pigs, horses and cows.one day Ali,s chicken lays an egg and it rolls into joe,s garden.Ali goes around to joe,s and says ,can I have my egg back please, Joe says we have a law here which says anything on my property belongs to me,But Ali says its my chicken ,I WANT MY EGG.Joe says well,,,there is an easy way to sort this out,you stand up with your legs wide open and I give you a kick in the nuts ,then you do the same to me and whoever is the one that is standing the longest is the winner.Ok says Ali ,so joe takes a long run and kicks Ali as hard as he can ,his eyes goes up into his head but he manages to stay standing for 3 minutes,ok says Ali my turn,Joe says don,t bother you can keep the egg.