If you are easily offended, please don't read any more. I tried to make it as easy to swallow as possible but...


A married man, in his forties, is in a supermarket, and gets greeted by an unknown gorgeous blonde...

-"Have we met before?", he asks her
-"I think you are the father of one of my children", replies the blonde

The man looks at her for a moment and then shocked, says "you, you must be the stripper in that bachelor party, many years ago, we did it in the pool and then you whip me till I screamed and then you pushed a carrot inside my ..."

-"Oh no", cuts the blonde, "I am your son's math teacher..."

... Rule # 2... just answer the questions yes or no ... don't volunteer ANYTHING ...
t.

[This message has been edited by tony mads usa (edited 02-13-2006).]