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#82616 - 08/27/05 08:22 PM Guitar Humor.....
Tony Rome Offline
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Registered: 12/11/04
Posts: 1374
Loc: Cozumel Mexico
What is the difference between a Guitarist
and a large pizza......

are you ready??????

the pizza can feed a family of 4.....

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#82617 - 08/28/05 11:45 AM Re: Guitar Humor.....
Sheriff Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 965
Loc: Frankfurt, Hessen, Germany
A guitarist can keep the money for himself. No need for an expensive woman or some nasty children. My wife is a Gibson Les Paul - she never disagrees, she has a beautiful body and she has the nicest voice I've ever heard...

Oh, and by the way, the pizza only lasts for me alone!!! I'm very very hungry the most time...

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Greetings from Frankfurt (Germany),
Sheriff ;-)

[This message has been edited by Sheriff (edited 08-28-2005).]
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Greetings from Frankfurt (Germany),
Sheriff ;-)

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#82618 - 08/29/05 01:48 AM Re: Guitar Humor.....
Scott Langholff Offline
Senior Member

Registered: 06/09/02
Posts: 3163
Loc: Pensacola, Florida, USA
You know how to get a guitarist to stop playing so much? Put some music in front of him.

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#82619 - 09/13/05 03:33 PM Re: Guitar Humor.....
Sheriff Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 965
Loc: Frankfurt, Hessen, Germany
I wasn't the one who has crashed the "B" key...
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Greetings from Frankfurt (Germany),
Sheriff ;-)

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#82620 - 09/13/05 03:56 PM Re: Guitar Humor.....
shboom Offline
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Registered: 02/27/04
Posts: 741
Loc: Victoria, British Columbia
http://www.guitarsite.com/jokes.htm
..Enjoy

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...shboom
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#82621 - 09/14/05 07:47 AM Re: Guitar Humor.....
Tom Cavanaugh Offline
Senior Member

Registered: 12/06/99
Posts: 2133
Loc: Muskegon, MI
A bass player from Benton LA goes to the drugstore. He asks the clerk for some tampons. The clerk says "are these for your wife?" "No" says the bass player they are for me. The clerk asks "why do YOU want tampons?"

Because says the bass player "on TV they say if I have these I can ride horses, go swimming, and play tennis."
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Thanks,

Tom

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