Remember the guy in the northern oil fields??
http://www.synthzone.com/ubbs/Forum35/HTML/000328.html
...well this same guy goes to work in a remote mining camp.
After getting squared away in the bunkhouse, he heads to the cookhouse for a coffee. There he runs into a couple of hard rock miners...
"Say, whatta you guys do for relaxation up here?" he asks.
"Well, we've got a poker game every wednesday night, and twice a month they get us a movie" says one of the workers.
"No..I mean whatta you do for relaxation...how do you take care of your...um...needs...if you know what I mean?"
"Oh...That!!" one of them answers. "Well there's "Old Herby" the bullcook" he says.
"NO WAY", he says..."I don't go in for that kinda stuff", he says sternly.
"Yeah, well you'll see after a while", they say, as he storms off.

...Months go by and the new guy is starting to go a little squirrely. He finds the men he talked to on his first day and asks them, "Look..if I get it on with "Old Herby"...who's gonna know about it?"
"Oh hell", one of them replies, "Just You and Me...........and three other guys".

"WHAT THREE OTHER GUYS????" he asks.

..."The three other guys to hold "Old Herby" down......you see he doesn't go in for that kinda stuff either!"

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...shboom

[This message has been edited by shboom (edited 06-01-2005).]

Reminds of the guy, Joe, who joined the French Foreign Legion years ago.
Same thing, he asked about "relaxation" and a veteran, Pierre, told him about Mildred, the camel.
Weeks passed, and sure enough Joe got desperate enough to give old Mildred a try.
Pierre looked at the schedule and told Joe that he could have her Friday night.
Friday night came around and Joe went out to the camel tent and had his way with Mildred the camel.
The next day Pierre asked Joe if he had a good time, and he said, "Well it was a little awkward having sex with a camel, but overall not too bad."
Pierre said "I'm glad you had fun. We usually just ride Mildred to town and find a girl."

DonM

Was Joe the same guy who went to work on the sheep farm?
It seems he observed some of the other workers getting it on with some of the sheep.
When he asked about it, they just said, "Hey...you just grab one out of the herd, put her back legs inside your rubber boots and go at it".
So....not wanting to miss out, Joe proceeds to pick out a sheep, locks her hind legs inside his boots, and has at it for a few minutes.
He notices all the other guys are killing themselves laughing.

"What's so funny?" he asks.

One of them snorts out,"You picked the ugliest one in the bunch!!

Well, guys, that's not really funny...sex with animals...*BRRRR*
I'll go away now. On the outskirts they've built a new chicken farm...

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Greetings from Frankfurt (Germany),
Sheriff ;-)

Well since SHEEP came up:
Why do sheepherders wear Levi 501 button Jeans?

Darn Sheep can hear a Zipper from a 1/4 mile away!!!

Lighten up Sheriff...it's a joke....
....We don't really have sex with animals.....
...well at least not any more...of course...I can't speak for Don



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...shboom

Sheriff was joking. See the smilies!
And he's on the way to the chicken farm!
DonM

I know Don....I was just rattlin' his cage.

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...shboom

Wow, THAT number was new for me...