A woman tells her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery, and save a lot of money."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
Registered: 10/08/00
Posts: 4715
Loc: West Virginia
That's a good one Jerry On the subject of breast implants, my wife's best friend was telling me she needs to have hers (touched up) How they actually do that I don't know. The woman is a former exotic dancer. Almost 38 years old and the body of a 20 year old. She's the only woman my wife will allow me to flirt with
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