Look, I have 300 stringed instruments, 6 cars, 6 motorcycles, two  boats, 45 amplifiers....25 keyboards...and on...and on!
  Yeah, but I don't recall each of your purchases being accompanied by 25 YouTube videos and treated like the opening of the summer Olympics.
BTW, speaking of annoying; if I sit in my recliner watching tv for an hour or at my desk on my computer, my smartwatch beeps, vibrates, and tells me I "have been inactive for almost an hour" and that I need to do a "TORSO TWIST".  How do you tell a smartwatch to kiss your butt?  I may go back to a pocket watch (like Fran 

 ).
chas