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#462009 - 11/21/18 07:38 PM CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
cgiles Offline
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My subdivision has a community bulletin board which is very convenient for posting 'for sale' items, lost pets, and various other notices of interest to the neighborhood. Someone posted the following:
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"Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my bourbon, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to put my clothes back on.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.🎄"
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Gave ME a laugh.

chas
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#462010 - 11/21/18 07:42 PM Re: CHRISTMAS LIGHTS [Re: cgiles]
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Now that's funny! smile
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#462012 - 11/21/18 09:16 PM Re: CHRISTMAS LIGHTS [Re: cgiles]
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Yes, that is funny, but possibly close to the truth.
GEEZZ Chas, when I read about the "red and blue", I thought you were heading back into politics again !!

Merry Christmas (early) to you all.

Ray
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#462032 - 11/22/18 06:08 AM Re: CHRISTMAS LIGHTS [Re: The Saint]
tony mads usa Offline
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grin ... Thanks, chas ...
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#462037 - 11/22/18 06:35 AM Re: CHRISTMAS LIGHTS [Re: cgiles]
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Thats funny I don't care who you are. AKA Larry the Cable Guy
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#462043 - 11/22/18 07:27 AM Re: CHRISTMAS LIGHTS [Re: cgiles]
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smile
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#462054 - 11/22/18 10:50 AM Re: CHRISTMAS LIGHTS [Re: travlin'easy]
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Sounds like an excerpt from Live PD..
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#462065 - 11/22/18 06:18 PM Re: CHRISTMAS LIGHTS [Re: cgiles]
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HA!
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#462104 - 11/23/18 01:07 PM Re: CHRISTMAS LIGHTS [Re: Uncle Dave]
captain Russ Offline
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Registered: 01/02/04
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Loc: Lexington, Ky, USA
Chas, leaving for Newnan at 10:30 AM, right after a procedure without "assistance"

No, that's gonna be a pain in the *SS!

Call if you get a chance. I'll be there thru Thursday night.


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#462106 - 11/23/18 01:33 PM Re: CHRISTMAS LIGHTS [Re: cgiles]
rphillipchuk Offline
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Registered: 12/08/02
Posts: 684
Loc: Ontario Canada
Originally Posted By cgiles
My subdivision has a community bulletin board which is very convenient for posting 'for sale' items, lost pets, and various other notices of interest to the neighborhood. Someone posted the following:
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"Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my bourbon, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to put my clothes back on.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.🎄"
--------------------------------------------

Gave ME a laugh.

chas


Good One !!!!
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