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#406626 - 08/08/15 10:39 PM
Why it’s been difficult for me to resume gigging
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Senior Member
Registered: 10/23/06
Posts: 1661
Loc: USA
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So there I am at my favorite Senior residence in my 17th year there. The changes have been dramatic these last few years reference the lack of respect for musicians, their music, and the listening audience.
In the morning I play the grand piano in the lobby and the people gather around me and listen to their favorite songs and reminisce. In no time the staff starts talking loud over the music. I play louder, they talk louder. I give up the competition and think only about my paycheck.
After that trauma, in the afternoon, I’m playing the accordion in another area. The room is about 20x30 feet with everyone gathered no more than 3 feet in front of me relaxing in their easy chairs and couches. It’s very intimate. I play directly to them and talk to them in-between. I’m on a first name basis.
Suddenly, a young lady, early twenties walks in to visit a relative there. She’s carrying a small child. She’s talking to the relative, and the child is running around the room making noise. After the morning session (with staff making the noise), I’m ready to explode. But I politely said to her “can you hold the child in your arms until I’m done playing for the residents.”
No sooner did I get the words out of my mouth, then she lets out with a gasp and proceeds to admonish me.
“What did you say to me?…….you have a lot of nerve telling me what to do with my child……I’m going to report you…….who do I talk to?”
She stormed out of the room with the child and her friends. I, in the meantime, saw my whole life flash before me. 17 years there and I lose the account over an incident like that.
Sure enough, the AD that I work for, came in and said “I need to talk to you when you’re done.” Well, I wrote out my will and was ready to take a cyanide capsule.
I went to the AD afterwards. Would you believe….she said they told HER off for interfering with the performance. The advice for me was, that if it happens again, I’m to tell the AD immediately and not say anything to a visitor. Whew…...a reprieve. But I had 30 minutes before I spoke to the AD. In those 30 minutes, I was thinking about what it’s like trying to play music in today’s world which is drowning in narcissism, self-indulgence, and self-importance.
I’m sure it’s not like this in other parts, but I don’t live in “other parts.” I live here in the midst of mostly rude people.
I’m starting to get uneasy about getting back to work. It’s been 3-4 years I’ve taken off now, and it seems to be getting worse and worse out there in the field.
Bill is moving to South Carolina and he got me thinking about the same thing. In this neck of the woods, good music and professional musicians (as compared to the recent spate of carnival acts) is now an endangered species. At least in South Carolina they wear socks to a wedding and don‘t show up like they just finished working in their garden!
MARK
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#406658 - 08/09/15 10:09 AM
Re: Why it’s been difficult for me to resume gigging
[Re: Mark79100]
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Senior Member
Registered: 11/12/08
Posts: 2442
Loc: Bluffton/Hilton Head SC USA
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I feel for Mark on this one. It was one small child and a dittzy parent ruining the mood. Very common these days. It seems he was doing a mellow listening thing on the accordian and changing gears to do the Chicken Dance for one out of control kid is a little too much. You can only bend so far. The last party I did the parents couldn't care less about what I was doing during dinner ( you can't always be the center of attention for a 4 hr. party. ) I did switch gears and played top 40 dance music for their out of control kids who were running in circles, wrestling, screaming, etc. Sometimes parents want you to be the baby sitter and I refuse to do that. Later I got some of the parents to my end of the room for some dancing and did get some compliments for my playing during dinner so you never know. You just gotta go with the flow, and sometimes its annoying. Good for the AD, some people need to be educated in proper manners.
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#406659 - 08/09/15 10:16 AM
Re: Why it’s been difficult for me to resume gigging
[Re: Mark79100]
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Senior Member
Registered: 12/08/02
Posts: 15563
Loc: Forest Hill, MD USA
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Just 34 more jobs and I will no longer have to contend with the crazies in the audiences. I had a little kid that came with his mother to a retirement community where I perform regularly, a spoiled, rotten, nasty assed little kid that obviously never had a minute of discipline in his life. He was about 5 years old, I guess, and running around the great hall like his butt was strapped to a rocket. When he ran up to me, reaching for the keyboard keys, I put my hand up and yelled "STOP!" and stopped playing at the same time. His mother, like the above scenario, was outraged. I told her that the child could have been seriously hurt if I had not stopped him at that moment. She left in a huff, saying she would report me to the management. A few minutes later the grandparents, both of them, came up and apologized for their daughters actions and remarks and said they would talk with the management to set the story straight. That was 4 years ago and I still perform there every month. This past Friday, I performed at an assisted living center, about 50 people in the audience, among them, a young man in his 20s, whom immediately upon sitting down, pulled out his I-phone and began texting. Now, this irritates the living Hell out of me, but I try not to let it show to the general audiences. This time I was having a bad day with severe back pain, pain so intense that I wasn't sure I could do the job. I looked at the kid, (to me he is a kid) and said, while you're looking at your I-phone, why not Google the lyrics to this song so you can sing along with the rest of us, at which time I fired up with Toes In The Water. He put the phone away for the remainder of the hour. Some days you get even, ;)some days you just go with the flow, Gary
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#406765 - 08/10/15 08:56 PM
Re: Why it’s been difficult for me to resume gigging
[Re: Dnj]
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Senior Member
Registered: 10/23/06
Posts: 1661
Loc: USA
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As a Pro musician and dealing with all kinds of people and scenarios in your audiences is part of the business.. personally reading your post instead of getting annoyed I would of turned it into a "positive moment" especially when Kids are involved. I would of probably said "hey let's do something for the kids!!!...It's Hokey Pokey Time" common Mommy you can do it too!!! or maybe "Hey I see some Chickens out there let's do the Chicken Dance" ... or maybe play "HANDS UP" for them whatever it takes to calm the situation. This way everyone is happy. It's an audiences prerogative to listen attentively to you or not after all it's not a Carnegie Hall Concert. I have adapted to the weirdest scenarios in my 50 yrs on stage from streakers, naked women jumping on stage, bridal party people hanging from the chandeliers, bride & groom jump into the pool on a Conga Line, fights, Chinese acrobats on trampolines, whatever happens I don't care I'm there to ENTERTAIN and have fun and will continue to do so till I drop. Not performing will never even come into my mind music is a gift that my parents gave me and I am proud to be able to do it for a living and share my gift with everyone in my audiences..... Cheer up ! Play music!! Donny………you have to remember you're a musical icon in a world of ordinary mortals. When they made you they broke the mold. I mean……let’s face it……you were destined to be a huge musical star. If not that, surely a Greek God! I can see now that you’re a battle-hardened veteran in the entertainment field. Probably seasoned by years of working the vaudeville circuit. 50 years of playing! My, my. I’ll bet you performed for the troops in WWII, Korea and Pork Chop Hill. You know, the world was only given so much music ability and it looks like you took up most of it leaving us ordinary people with nothing but the scraps. It’s sad for someone like me. I'm suddenly realizing I could only ever be a follower of "The Great One" with no hope ever of being the musician you are. But I could still dream. Maybe just by brushing shoulders here in the SynthZone I could absorb some of your vast talent through osmosis, though I know I'll never be the heavy hitter you are. Still, if I could take on just a fraction of your talent it might help see me through an otherwise dismal career. I think Nigel should commission you to write a theme song for the SynthZone, before you move on to immortality. What do YOU think? MARK
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