Thanks, Diki.  But there are several reasons.  For one thing, it's an arranger board and I have no desire to post an arranger performance.  For another, I don't sing (one less way to embarrass myself).  For another, the type of stuff I like to do would not be popular on this board.  Hey, we've got guys on this board bad-mouthing the Nord C1 for no reason other than the fact that I bought one.  Why on earth would I want to accommodate someone like that?
My critique of Fran was only meant to be constructive.  Filling a thread full of platitudes does not help the music poster who wants constructive feedback.  I assume that's what Fran was looking for.  I did put in a disclaimer about any possible value in my critique.
So, NO; I will not be goaded into doing something I don't want to do by someone who obviously has a big problem with me (and most likely, anyone like me).  They have their 'posse', their faithful and adoring little clique.  I have no desire to be the object of their '50's attitudes.
In your case, despite picking on poor Ian while he's still in recovery (shame on you  

 ), I know that you're a fine, pro-level musician, and that's something that I respect.  I think Russ feels the same.  Look, I play in jazz clubs so that I don't have to be judged by rock fans.  Same principle applies here.   BTW, I've got about an hour of (Zoom H2) rehearsal stuff.  I want you to hear the guitar player (the third Italian jazz guitarist in a row, that I've worked with - go figure).  I just need to separate it out and do some minor editing.
chas