Does anyone out there have the lyrics to "Home Grown Tomatoes"? Thanks

Homegrown Tomatoes

Ain't nothin' in the world that I like better
Than bacon & lettuce & homegrown tomatoes
Up in the mornin' out in the garden

Get you a ripe one don't get a hard one
Plant `em in the spring eat `em in the summer
All winter with out `em's a culinary bummer
I forget all about the sweatin' & diggin'
Everytime I go out & pick me a big one

Homegrown tomatoes homegrown tomatoes
What'd life be without homegrown tomatoes
Only two things that money can't buy
That's true love & homegrown tomatoes

You can go out to eat & that's for sure
But it's nothin' a homegrown tomato won't cure
Put `em in a salad, put `em in a stew
You can make your very own tomato juice
Eat `em with egss, eat `em with gravy
Eat `em with beans, pinto or navy
Put `em on the site put `em in the middle
Put a homegrown tomato on a hotcake griddle

If I's to change this life I lead
I'd be Johnny Tomato Seed
`Cause I know what this country needs
Homegrown tomatoes in every yard you see
When I die don't bury me
In a box in a cemetary
Out in the garden would be much better
I could be pushin' up homegrown tomatoes

. Where the heck do you guys get this stuff .... or have I just unknowingly led a VERY sheltered life ?!?!?
. and Donny, I bet you have the midi file too?!? ...
t.

[This message has been edited by tony mads usa (edited 03-18-2004).]

Donny has the SMF now..

Fran, I want one!!
Thanks,
Don

Thanx Fran....You Da man!!!

I'm not sure if this is a good one or not, but it's the only one I found..
http://www.singout.org/422toc.html

.... If this isn't it, Fran, I would like a copy...
thnx,

t.

Thanks! I just knew that either Donny or Don Mason would know the tune. I have to MC a talent show at my wife's school. I thought I'd do "Home Grown Tomatoes" for my little contribution. This is a small Christian school with the students and some of the parents performing. Any of you folks know of appropriate short jokes I can use? Or a book of jokes and one liners? Again thanks for the help.

Tony that is the one I emailed Donny, it is a little bland..I guess you could dress it up with a couple additional tracks..