You're right Charlie. That's why I'm stickin' with country, big band and old-time rock & roll. Some folks might think the titles are a bit far fetched, but at least every other word is an obscenity. Yep, just "Swinging Doors, A Jukebox & A Barstool" is all I need to fill the dancefloor.
Oh Yeah! 8)
PSR-S950, Bose L1 Compact, TC Helicon Harmony-M, Digitech VR, Samson Q7, Sennheiser E855, Custom Console, and lots of other silly stuff!